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Totally Unsexy Thoughts!

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It can happen to anyone, so what's the best way to ensure that it's not all over in 60 seconds? Have some really unsexy thoughts to call upon! And certainly, whatever you do, don't think about our hot Birmingham Escorts!

Here's our top five list of unsexy thoughts to prolong those moments of ecstasy!



Imagine your own sex face. Yep, that should do it!

Imagine your mum or dad's sex face – that'll definitely do it!

Count backwards from 1000, but skip over 69

Name your toes

Work out how much you're earned this month.

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