3 years ago
The Leicester Mercury has revealed that Poundland will be selling adult sex toys on it's top shelves. A welcome addition to any budget shopping for the weekend we have to ask ourselves how reliable and structurally robust will the toys be.
The budget retailer has confirmed to the paper they will be selling the products in the Leicester stores so keep your eyes open for some interesting checkout surprises for some leading to the odd red face. We hope they train the staff how to keep a straight face when scanning them. One thing we're wondering is how the staff whose age on tills in budget retailers tend to be between 16 and 18 years will cope with handling such items.
We wish the budget chain all the best in this new product sector and look forward to seeing how many people manage to reach the top shelf in Leicester. Our escorts will particularly be interested to see that cheap does mean cheerful and at the least leaves very satisfied customers.